* Client-Side Metrics Include
* Wiki: https://tiny.amazon.com/cpso0wg6
* Needs to be included at the top of pages because it tracks latency--
* ue_t0 needs to be as close to body load as possible.
* - ue.tag maps to URLType dimension of OnlineQueryLog in PMET. Because we cannot add
* custome data to other dimensions in PMET through CSM, we are replicating it thrice to
* cover each store, page type, and the intersections of the two.
* - Whitelists are listed in the usage guide:
DISCLAIMER: GRAPHIC CONTENT WARNING: In addition to the sex, violence and scatological filth on display, Angry Youth Comix delivers equal opportunity antagonism toward every race, gender, sexual orientation, political persuasion and religion, as well as jokes about international and humanitarian tragedies, in abundance. Reader discretion is advised.
Johnny Ryan is a one-man MAD magazine with the comedy chops of an entire gang of idiots. Loady McGee? Check. Synus O'Gynus? Check. Gags about bodily functions? Check and check! In this ish, Johnny gives us an epic, issue-length tale of the stupidest, crappiest, dumbest, lamest, smelliest, sickest, pukiest, suckiest pile of steaming ass-genius you ever did see. Mmmmm...