* Client-Side Metrics Include
* Wiki: https://tiny.amazon.com/cpso0wg6
* Needs to be included at the top of pages because it tracks latency--
* ue_t0 needs to be as close to body load as possible.
* - ue.tag maps to URLType dimension of OnlineQueryLog in PMET. Because we cannot add
* custome data to other dimensions in PMET through CSM, we are replicating it thrice to
* cover each store, page type, and the intersections of the two.
* - Whitelists are listed in the usage guide:
Edo is a vampire whom lived a life of solitude until he takes in an abandoned child named Phil. Since that day the two have lived together. Phil innocently says he loves Edo and as time passes Edo becomes sexually attracted to the abandoned boy. These feelings perplex Edo causing him to act strangely. Being moved by these strange feelings he thought he had long forgotten, Edo kisses Phil and yet...