* Client-Side Metrics Include
* Wiki: https://tiny.amazon.com/cpso0wg6
* Needs to be included at the top of pages because it tracks latency--
* ue_t0 needs to be as close to body load as possible.
* - ue.tag maps to URLType dimension of OnlineQueryLog in PMET. Because we cannot add
* custome data to other dimensions in PMET through CSM, we are replicating it thrice to
* cover each store, page type, and the intersections of the two.
* - Whitelists are listed in the usage guide:
Yesterday, Walter tried to kill himself. Today, he wakes up to find that everyone who comes near him suddenly and inexplicably dies. Everyone, that is, except for a mysterious lady named Eliza, who is desperately trying to keep Walter safe from a deadly assassin known as Miller - which would be easy if he didn't keep coming back from the dead without a scratch on him. Learn the true meaning of life and death in AFFLICTION.