* Client-Side Metrics Include
* Wiki: https://tiny.amazon.com/cpso0wg6
* Needs to be included at the top of pages because it tracks latency--
* ue_t0 needs to be as close to body load as possible.
* - ue.tag maps to URLType dimension of OnlineQueryLog in PMET. Because we cannot add
* custome data to other dimensions in PMET through CSM, we are replicating it thrice to
* cover each store, page type, and the intersections of the two.
* - Whitelists are listed in the usage guide:
Two of the twentieth century's most celebrated minds get exactly what they deserve - the hip and humorous Action Philosophers treatment! Ludwig Wittgenstein was perhaps the only famous thinker to come up with two completely different and diametrically opposed philosophical systems - and we make fun of both of them! Plus, Jacques Derrida stars as The Deconstructonator! "Hasta la vista, Epoche!" (You see, if you read this comic, you will actually get that joke!)