* Client-Side Metrics Include
* Wiki: https://tiny.amazon.com/cpso0wg6
* Needs to be included at the top of pages because it tracks latency--
* ue_t0 needs to be as close to body load as possible.
* - ue.tag maps to URLType dimension of OnlineQueryLog in PMET. Because we cannot add
* custome data to other dimensions in PMET through CSM, we are replicating it thrice to
* cover each store, page type, and the intersections of the two.
* - Whitelists are listed in the usage guide:
When Professor Simon vanished, the Air Force shanghaied the professor's son to Groom Lake to take over the job of babysitting the "problem" residents of Delta Hanger. Now Kirby Simon has to not only process that aliens actually exist, but the fact his father has been running a refugee camp for them under Area 51 without the government's knowledge and the acting up of the "Deltas" has been a cover for the alien's plan to save the professor from his captors. A plan that involves Kirby leading them...whether he's ready or not.