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5 Very Good Reasons to Punch a Dolphin in the Mouth (And Other Useful Guides)

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5 Very Good Reasons to Punch a Dolphin in the Mouth (And Other Useful Guides)

In Matthew Inman's 5 Very Good Reasons to Punch a Dolphin in the Mouth (And Other Useful Guides), samurai sword-wielding kittens and hamsters that love .50-caliber machine guns commingle with a cracked out Tyrannosaur that is extremely hard to potty train. Bacon is better than true love and you may awake in the middle of the night to find your nephew nibbling on your toes.

Inman creates these quirky scenes for theoatmeal.com, which launched in July 2009 and already has more than 82 million page views. In fact, every 15 to 30 seconds, someone Googles one of theoatmeal.com's creations. Now, 60 of Inman's comic illustrations and life-bending guides are presented in full-color inside 5 Very Good Reasons to Punch a Dolphin in the Mouth (And Other Useful Guides). Consider such handy advice as:

* 4 Reasons to Carry a Shovel at All Times

* 6 Types of Crappy Hugs

* 8 Ways to Tell if Your Loved One Plans to Eat You

* 17 Things Worth Knowing About Your Cat

* 20 Things Worth Knowing About Beer
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Credits

Written by

Matthew Inman

Art by

Matthew Inman

Genres

Comedy
Web Comics

About Comic

Page Count

157 Pages

Print Release Date

March 16 2011

Digital Release Date

February 13 2013

Age Rating

17+ Only

Copyright

2011 Matthew Inman.