32-Bit Zombie

The zombified 16-bit console memory card has lain dormant in a thrift store bargain bin for a year now, with its horrible curse a long-lost save game. Meanwhile, a new 32-bit console has been released! Its denizens start to enjoy the benefits of "full-motion video" and "blaster processing," when the new memory card burns out. The system can take older cards, though, and wouldn't you know it, a certain zombie game-character-infested memory card was just put on sale!