(W) Tim Kennedy, George Gladir; (A) Pat Kennedy, Jeff Shultz

Ronald had the bad habit of swallowing chewing gum. He swallowed so much gum that he began to take on its elastic properties, making him the goofy teenage equivalent of some famous super-stretchy guys! Now, In 'The Return of Ronald the Rubber Boy,' he's back and bouncier than ever, in a tale that's sure to stretch your funny bone! Then, Archie looks just like 'The Pro' snowboarder who's popular with the ladies, and he aims to meet those ladies by pretending to be that snowboarder! Finally, Archie reminisces about the love triangle throughout the years and how Betty and Veronica have always competed for him as he wanders 'Down Memory Lane.'