Written by Brian Lynch, art and cover by David Crosland

Zombies eat whomever they want, are barely literate, and smell like dung. They're a real problem, but Jack and Doug have a solution -- break onto an army base, steal all sorts of guns and shoot the heck out of them. Problem is, everyone on the army base has been turned into zombies, too. Lesser (or smarter) men would run -- but Jack and Doug are far from lesser (or smarter) men!