Written by Angelo DeCesare and Craig Boldman, art by Stand Goldberg

"Two Ring Circus": Talk about a bad connection - Veronica gives Archie one of her father's prototype phones, even though the matching phone is Mr. Lodge's! How long before Hiram calls 911? "The Blame Game": To get out of a jam with Veronica, Archie asks Jughead to take the blame. And in return, he'll do the same for Jughead. Need we mention this is one deal doomed to failure? "Outside the Box": Mr. Lodge learns rule #1 of the toy biz: kids almost always love the box the toys comes in best! "The Blob": Dilton tries to give Archie the ink blot test, but when his cards are replaced with photos of Veronica, he thinks Archie is certifiably obsessed!