Writer: Fred Van Lente
Artist: Ryan Dunlavey

"Senseless Violence Spectacular"
Kant! Hegel! Schopenhauer! What do these thinkers have to do with
violence? Nothing. Nothing at all. That's why it's senseless!
(Ba-dump-bump.) Also in this issue: "You're a Good Man, John Stuart
Mill!" Xeric winner, Ignatz nominee.