by Gilgrim Franklin

Jack, Marla, Thadius and Caitlin - this unlikely group of assorted misfits are the Cemetarians, a group that will take on any job, any job at all! Trudge through disgusting sewers to battle manatee massacring mermaids and soggy cultists, creep through creepy, fog-littered cemeteries straight out of an ancient Hammer Film soundstage, confront undead lecherous lodgers and other assorted beasties, creepies, and ghoulies. It all comes down to whether an adolescent giant Automaton, a truly mad, Mad Scientist, a surly Necromancer, a Banshee's granddaughter, and a reluctant furry monster straight from under your little sister's bed can manage not to kill each other - or at least quit fighting over the television-privilege-schedule long enough to get the job done! Not likely.