Democrats, Republicans, liberals, conservatives, Pirates, Ninjas—you know the drill. Since caveman times, men have debated the issues on all sides. Now, in the most tumultuous election year in... (more)

Discreetly show your support for the "Stealth and Shurikens" platform this year! You know who deserved to win: the candidates you don't know are even there until it's too late! Let people know where... (more)

Discreetly show your support for the "Stealth and Shurikens" platform this year! You know who deserved to win: the candidates you don't know are even there until it's too late! Let people know where... (more)

Discreetly show your support for the "Stealth and Shurikens" platform this year! You know who deserved to win: the candidates you don't know are even there until it's too late! Let people know where... (more)

Trumpet your support for the "Pleasure of Treasure" platform this year! You know who deserved to win: the candidates who proudly promise to steal your money and then party down afterward! Show every... (more)

Trumpet your support for the "Pleasure of Treasure" platform this year! You know who deserved to win: the candidates who proudly promise to steal your money and then party down afterward! Show every... (more)

Trumpet your support for the "Pleasure of Treasure" platform this year! You know who deserved to win: the candidates who proudly promise to steal your money and then party down afterward! Show every... (more)