Rondel Mayflower IV, Fairbanks' perverted nemesis/best friend, raps his way into Sore Thumbs for the first time! Meanwhile, Cecania and Sawyer break out of the back room! Can Cecania's ample assets increase sales? Is the Pope catholic? Yes, and yes. SEXY BONUS: Each issue includes a peek into Cecania's Private Party, the fan-service-fueled SORE THUMBS subscription site!