Sawyer's LA adventure continues, and he suspects Luke Wilson may be his guardian angel! But he's not, he's just Luke Wilson. Meanwhile back at Sore Thumbs there's an Independence Day sale, Cecania commits a hate crime, George W. Bush kills an angel and adopts an embryo, we discover the dark side of Pac-Man, and Jimmy Peterford returns! SEXY BONUS: Each issue includes a peek into Cecania's Private Party, the fan-service-fueled SORE THUMBS subscription site!