It's Thanksgiving and Lisa is protesting the annual turkey-cide, Bart is taking in a holiday sale at the Try 'N' Save, Homer is trying to save Mr. Burns from genetically engineered turkeys, and Marge (thanks to Homer) has nothing to serve her guests. It's piping hot holiday hilarity in "Bart and Lisa and Marge and Homer and (to a Lesser Extent) Maggie Vs. Thanksgiving." Also: Speculate on the spectacular, when Bongo ponders the question: "What Would Possibly Happen If...Cletus Went to College?"