Your source for scare and unbalanced news! In the wake of 'Ba-rot' Obama's assault on the undead presidents, the survivors are reeling and the press want answers! With the government and military in tatters, Bill O'Smiley and Crush Limbo take to the airwaves and declare themselves de facto leaders of the people. Now the C-I-C of an army of zombies, will Obama use his trump card to bring peace at last, or will he plunge us into a true American nightmare?