The Empire Strikes Back, Godfather II, Aliens, The New Testament. Yarr, if history teaches us anything, there is only one thing to do with a sequel: UP THE ANTE! Now in FULL, glorious COLOR, the critically acclaimed, blockbuster, smash hit series returns in this all-new, epic tale! First there were Pirates, then there were Ninjas, then came fire and the wheel. Then, on the seventh day came the Vikings?!? At first, this was an A-B conversation, but the frakkin' Vikings just HAD to "C" their way into it. Five years ago, humble linguist and scribe Kineas P. Montague was caught between Pirates and Ninjas competing for their ancestors' treasures. He escaped not only with his life, but with all the treasures they sought! Now a mysterious inscription directs him to an even GREATER treasure-- and a second confrontation with his relentless pursuers, the Pirates and Ninjas, leading them all to the land of the ice and snow! The world will disintegrate and your brain will melt in your skull as these three ancient enemies wage their eternal war. Pirates, ninjas, vikings-- it's a trilemma! Whose side AREN'T you on?