The milestone 200th issue of Jughead, written by Robot Chicken's co-head writer Tom Root! Jughead trades his metabolism to a witch in exchange for a mega cheeseburger - and all goes bonkers from there with a chain reaction of cataclysmic proportions! Soon, Archie is offering his pure heart to get Juggy's metabolism back, and Betty and Veronica make offers of their own to get the old Archie back! Meanwhile, Jughead's waistline is growing larger than Lodge Mansion! Needless to say, the kids are plenty disenchanted with being enchanted. Can they go from status woe to status quo?