Reluctantly attending the Job Fair at his parents' insistence, Jughead has a plan: he'll scare away potential employers with tall tales about jobs he's botched. Will his ruse succeed, or will Jughead's fears of gainful employment become a reality? Then, Hot Dog tries everything he can to wake Jughead up for the grand opening of the 'Rise and Shine' bakery. But which is stronger: Jughead's desire for sleep, or his massive appetite? Finally, Ethel buys Jug a pair of ergonomic massage sandals which keep our lovable lazy-boy on his toes all day long!