"America's New Best Model": Call it "designer satire" when Katy takes on television model competitions! Katy of course is the nicest contestant on the reality series hosted by Tyrant Brinks... and that makes her a real winner, no matter how the judges vote! "The Perfect Birthday": Archie decides to make his birthday last the whole day through with a full schedule of fun: arcade games with Jughead, tennis with Reggie, the movies with Betty, and a rock concert with Veronica. But will it be four chances for fun, or four chances for foul-ups?