"New Scoot, Old Coot": Mr. Weatherbee outlaws scooters on school grounds, encouraging the students to "put away childish things." How long before the kid in him protests? "Ghost Writer": No, Mr. Lodge isn't seeing things -- Archie is determined to write a true-to-life story for class, so he "secretly" observes him whenever he can! "Pop Music": Pop Tate convinces Archie and his pals to take their "boy singing group" act to the streets, just like he did as a teenage doo-wopper. Will they hit a high note like their idols, "In-Sink?" "Putting In His Two Dollars": Mr. Andrews teaches Archie that handling money is common cents!