"The Prehysterical Man": The kids think Mr. Weatherbee's sanity is on the "rocks" when they find out he's a member of the Sons of The American Cavemen Society. "Book Returns": This story about the gang's childhood library memories is one for the books! "A Model Project": Veronica gets jealous when she hears that Archie's spending more time with "models" than with her‹need we say more? "Acquisition Prohibition": Archie's determined to clean his room and get rid of all his old, useless junk‹but what if he replaces it with new, useless junk?