Johnny Ryan is a one-man MAD magazine with the comedy chops of an entire gang of idiots. Loady McGee? Check. Synus O'Gynus? Check. Gags about bodily functions? Check and check! In this ish, Johnny gives us an epic, issue-length tale of the stupidest, crappiest, dumbest, lamest, smelliest, sickest, pukiest, suckiest pile of steaming ass-genius you ever did see. Mmmmm...